I got such a positive response on this last year so I decided to make it a SPHASH tradition, but this year I did a newer variation.
Twas the Night Before Christmas at Korey Klingemeyers as told by Bristol Palin:
Twas the night before Christmas
We crashed the Klingenmeyers
Tripp was left in the limo
and Todd was drinking screwdrivers
Sarah was screaming "Don't you know who I am",
I was trying to kick Korey's ass
But Track was out for the count
After a partygoer had kicked his ass
Out on the lawn,
I heard the police car pull up
Track sprung up from his ass
and Willow wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Over by the limo
I heard Tripp crying for his dad
I had to get him out of there
As the family judge would say I am bad
Cops came running toward
like a bat out of hell.
My heart dropped like my thong
As Gryphen, Malia, and SPHASH would have a tale to tell
The cop pulled out his handcuffs
With Korey screaming "Get those bitches out of here!"
He cuffed me and Willow
And for once I was in fear
He threw us all in the car
Sarah and Todd tried to take cell phones
They were trying to do damage control
But Track got some broken ribs and bones
He swore and he cursed
as he drove away,
fuck all of you Palins
Eric Thompson is gonna have a payday!
Merry Christmas everyone! Feel free to share this ditty.
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